Harbour

Sail your seas
meet your storm
all I want is to be
your harbour

tranxio:

"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”

"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"

Premature edraculation

(via how-could-that-be-logical)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via pepperbear)

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

laughfloor:

where’s the fucking rent

(Source: aliceneedsadrink, via amyhartofeyyyy)

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

(Source: schneidersbakery, via amyhartofeyyyy)

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

(via areyoutryingtodeduceme)

thedoommerchant:

[p. 83]

(via viria)

that-mage-of-heart:

jaredstjohn:

bikinibottomite:

Actors and their Disney characters

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT!

Tim Allen and Tom Hanks though…

(via i-stole-a-time-lord)

claudiagray:

In which Jimmy Fallon nails it. 

(Source: feyminism, via doctcrholmes)

i-stole-a-time-lord:

I’ve never heard the word cocksucker so many times in my life than in the space of an hour it takes to watch an episode of Deadwood.

ilovekartoffeln:

Bless this man

(Source: vagabondedlife, via i-stole-a-time-lord)