"Oh my god, I’m turning into—a vampire!”
"But how? I didn’t even bite you yet!"
THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out
I’ve never heard the word cocksucker so many times in my life than in the space of an hour it takes to watch an episode of Deadwood.