meet your storm
all I want is to be
can we just talk about how sweet and adorable Sherlock was when John came to look at the flat
He was so desperate to find someone to stay with him.
It’s heartbreaking to think about how alone they were before they found each other.
|me:||whoa it sure is late, time to go to be-|
|me:||is that a 30,000 word fanfic|
One time I went shopping for shirts and suits, but then I found the most beautiful pair of socks and I thought, “I just have to buy this”. So when I did, and I was at the counter, the cashier told me, “You can get another pair of socks for a half off since we’re having a special sale.” So I did, I went and got another pair of socks and then they told me, this time, that if I buy another pair of socks, I’ll get another pair of socks for free…And so I bought another socks to get another pair of socks for free and they told me again that if I buy another pair of socks, this time, they’ll let me have two pairs of socks for free. And I did. So by the end of the day, I had bought about 7 pairs of socks and no new suits or shirts. And I thought to myself, “This is my life now. Spending money on socks.
Benedict Cumberbatch, excerpt from Neigh magazine (via galifianafuck)
#oh my god #I am laughing so hard #I’m reading this thinking there was going to be some meaningful expression about society at the end#but no #it’s just the life and times of benny’s socks (via theblueboxonbakerstreet)
friendly reminder that this piece of shit right here
went to Eton, Cambridge and the Royal Academy of Dramatic Arts
and this little shit over here
went to Harrow School, University of Manchester and the London Academy of Music and Dramatic Arts
probably two of the most intelligent people in Britain, everybody
and neither of them is good at maths…
friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)