first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
That’s why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance.
Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”
Sometimes I just remember the fact that in french pain means bread and it makes me think about this picture a lot
HE WAS A LORD
AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL
CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
HE TAUGHT AT SCHOOL
HE TOOK BALLET
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?
HE WAS EVIL
HE’D NEVER TELL
SECRETLY HE WAS EVIL AS WELL
How have I not seen this yet?
when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free